Lily
Man outside phone booth: Excuse me!
You’re holding the phone for the past 20 minutes and haven’t spoken a word!!!
Man inside the booth: I’m talking to my wife!!!
A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit.
She instructed her son to use his own phone and pass on an urgent message to daddy, who was at work. After junior had called, he got back to his mother to inform that it was a lady who picked up his dad’s phone the three times that he tried to reach him.
She waited impatiently for her husband to return from work. When he came back, she slapped her husband, leaving him shell-shocked. She slapped him once again. On hearing the commotion, people from the neighbourhood rushed around to know the reason behind it.
The man then asked their son to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called. He said, “The number you are trying to call is not reachable at the moment. Please try again later!”
A woman calls her husband at work.
Him: “I’m sorry dear but I’m up to my neck in work today.”
Her: “But I’ve got some good news and some bad news for you dear.”
Him: “OK darling, but as I’ve got no time now, just give me the good news.”
Her: “Well, the air bag works.”
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.
He asks, “What was that for?”
She says, “I found a piece of paper in your pocket with ‘Betty Sue’ written on it’
He says, “Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? ‘Betty Sue’ was the name of the horse I went there to bet on.”
She shrugs and walks away. Three days later he’s reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.
He asks, “What was that for?”
She answers, “Your horse called.”