Bean
Jake came rushing in to see his Dad.
“Dad!” he puffed, “Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?”
“That’s what they say,” said his Dad.
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“Well, give me an apple quick! I’ve just broken the doctor’s window!”
A Blonde was digging a hole.
There were 2 blondes…
So I was sitting on a bench in the park one day and I saw 2 blondes working hard at the corner of the park
One was digging a hole and the other would fill it in immediately after the first was done.
This went on for about 2 hours until I walked over and said “Hey, you two are working pretty hard there, but I don’t understand what you are trying to achieve?”
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To which one of the blondes replied “Well there’s usually 3 of us, but the one who plants the trees is off sick today”.
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