Lily
A teacher told his students,
“The person who answers my next question correctly gets to leave class early.”
Suddenly, a pen came flying across to room, practically hitting the teacher in the face.
“Who threw that?!” the teacher shouted, angrily.
“Me!” piped up a voice from the back of the classroom. “Can I leave now?”
A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher for 16 – 18 year olds.
She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun, kicking a football.
She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.
‘Are you ok?’ she asks.
‘Yes,’ he replies.
‘You can go and play with the other kids, you know,’ she says.
‘It’s best I stay here,’ he says.
‘Why’s that, sweetie?’ asks the blonde..
The boy looks at her incredulously and says:
“Because I’m the goal keeper!”
Smart student!
There was a student who was desirous of taking admission for a study course.
He was smart enough to get through the written test, a GD and was to appear for the personal interview. Later, as the interview progressed, the interviewer found this boy to be bright since he could answer all the questions correctly. The interviewer got impatient and decided to corner the boy.
‘Tell me your choice.’ he said to the boy.
‘I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one real difficult. Think well before you make up your mind.’
The boy thought for a while and said, ‘My choice is one real difficult question.’
‘Well, good luck to you; you have made your own choice!
Tell me: What comes first, day or night?’
The boy was jolted first, but he thought for a while and said: ‘It’s the day, sir.’
‘How???’ the interviewer grinned. ‘At last, I got you!’ he said.
‘Sorry sir, you promised that you will not ask me a second difficult question!’
Admission for the course was thus secured!