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A guy goes to the Post Office for a job interview.
The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?”
The guy replies, “Yes, caffeine. I can’t drink coffee.”
The interviewer thinks a little bit and then says, “Okay. You’ve got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8 am to 4 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10 am and plan on starting at 10 am every day.”
The guy is puzzled and asks, “If the work hours are from 8 am to 4 pm, why don’t you want me here until 10 am?”
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“This is a government job,” the interviewer says. “For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee. So there’s no point in your coming in for that.”
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A Little boy wants to be a billionaire
A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?”
Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best girl with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day”.
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson.
“And you, Susie? ” the teacher asks.
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Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s girl.”
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