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Little Johnny Is In Grade 7
One day, Johnny asked his English Teacher,
‘Why do we ignore some letters in pronunciation eg. the letter H …….in hour, honest, honor, heir.
His English Teacher said,: ” We are not ignoring them; they’re considered silent “
During the lunch break, his Teacher gave him her packed lunch and asked johnny to heat it in the Cafeteria.
Little Johnny ate all the food and returned her the empty container…..!!!!!!!
His English Teacher: What happened? I told you to go and HEAT my food. you are returning me an empty container.
Little Johnny replied: “Madam, I thought ‘H’ was silent. “
Dedicated to all English Teachers.
A snake wanted to drink beer
After staying away from his house
The fisherman quickly realized that he had forgotten to bring bait. Then he saw a little snake pass by which had caught a worm.
The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm.
Feeling sorry for the little snake, he might be hungry because of losing the lunch
He snatched him up again and poured a little beer down his throat.
Then he went about his fishing.
About an hour later, the fisherman felt a pull on his pant leg.
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When he looked down he saw the same snake with three more worms in his mouth…