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A blond man and a dark-haired girl were married and about to have a baby.
One day the woman gave birth and the man took her to the hospital. He was holding her hand as she went through a difficult delivery.
In the end, there were two little baby boys.
The blond guy turned to his wife and angrily said:
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“All right, who’s the other father?”
A Blonde putting 50 cents into a Soda machine
Blonde is standing in front of the soda machine at work and keeps putting in 50 cents and getting a soda.
After a while, with several sodas at her feet and a long line forming behind her, one of the other workers taps her on the shoulder and asks if she will be much longer because they want sodas too.
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The blonde turns around and quite exasperated says, “duh, I am still winning…”
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