The boss giving everyone a check for $5,000.”

The owner of a company tells his employees one day

He said:

“You worked very hard this year, therefore the company’s profits increased dramatically. As a reward, I’m giving everyone a check for $5,000.”

Thrilled, the employees gather around and high-five one another.

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“And if you work with the same zeal next year, I’ll sign those checks!”

Little Johnny was painting a picture of cows

 

The class was told to paint a picture of cows grazing in a meadow.

Soon, Little Johnny lifts a hand that he’s finished and shows the teacher a blank sheet of paper.

“But Johnny, you didn’t paint anything on it?” says the teacher.

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“Well, the cows have eaten all the grass and since there was no grass left, they just went away.”