Lily
There are three men who work together: an Italian, an Irish, and a Polish.
One day, the Italian is having lunch and says, “If my wife makes me a meatball sandwich again, I’m going to jump off the building.” The Irishman and the Polish say the same thing because they all have the same lunch every day.
The next day, the three men go to eat their lunches and they are the same as usual. The Italian has a meatball sandwich, the Irishman has baked potatoes, and the Polish has kilbossi with a roll and mustard. They walk all the way up the stairs to the roof and jump off.
The cops find them, call their wives, and bring them to the building where their husbands work. Nobody knows why they jumped except a co-worker, who tells the police that the men didn’t like their lunches, so they jumped off.
The Italian’s wife says, “He should have told me; I would have made him something different.” The Irishman’s wife says the same thing.
The Polish’s wife says, “I don’t know why he jumped; he makes his own lunch.”
Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a tall building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and said, “Do you think he’ll jump?”
Bob said, “You know, I bet he’ll jump.”
The blonde replied, “Well, I bet $20 he won’t.”
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, “You’re on!”
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob. “Fair’s fair. Here’s your money.”
Bob replied, “I can’t take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news, So I knew he would jump.”
The blonde replied, “I did, too, But I didn’t think he’d do it again.”
Bob took the money.