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A blonde bought some goldfish.
A blonde bought some goldfish.
But she did not know how to feed them.
She called her brunette friend for help.
Once they were done feeding them, the blonde said,
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”Now, what do I give them to drink?”
The Farmer and the Pig Food
A government man approaches a pig farmer and asks him what he feeds his pigs.
The farmer answers: “Oh the pigs? I just feed them whatever scraps I have lying around”.
He is surprised “Sir that is too bad for these pigs! I’ll have to fine you $10,000!”
The next day another official approaches the farmer and asks him what he feeds his pigs.
The farmer replies: “Oh the pigs? do not worry! Caviar, artisanal cheeses, and hand-picked salads!”
He is surprised “Sir, that food is way too rich for them, they’ll get sick! I’ll have to fine you $10,000!”
On the third day, another man approaches the farmer again and asks him what he feeds his pigs.
The farmer answers: “Oh the pigs? I just give them 20 bucks each and let them shop themselves.