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Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Mary: No madam! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Mary: My mother will not allow me to go so far!
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Funny joke: Old Biker and Hand Job
An old age biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50
HAND JOB: $1000
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.
“Yes?” she inquires with a knowing smile,
“Can I help you?”
“I was wondering,” whispers the old biker,
“Are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?”
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The old biker replies, “Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger.”