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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead all work in the same office for a boss who always comes home early.
“Hey, girls,” says the brunette, “let’s go home early tomorrow. She’ll never know.”
So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does.
The brunette does some extra gardening work, the redhead goes to a bar and the blonde goes home to find her husband with the boss!
She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.
“That was fun,” says the brunette.
“We should do it again sometime.”
“No way,” says the blonde.
“I almost got caught.”
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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all running from the cops.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead run away from the cops. They run to an old barn and hide in sacks of potatoes
The policeman chasing her enters the barn and looks for her. He kicks the first bag with the redhead and the redhead says “Arf arf!” The cop thinks it’s a dog, so walks to the next one.
He kicks the second bag, with the brunette, and she says “Meow, meow.” The cop thinks it’s a cat and moves on.
He kicks the third bag, with the blonde, and the blonde yells “Potato, potato!”