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Passing an office building late one night, the blonde saw a sign that read, “Press bell for night watchman.”
She did and after a few minutes heard the guard coming down the stairs.
The men in uniform opened one door, then another, turned off the alarm system, and finally went through the revolving door.
“Well,” he snarled, “what do you want?”
“I just wanted to know why you can’t ring it yourself.”
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A blonde was driving home after work, and got caught in a hailstorm
A blonde was driving home after work, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm.
Her car was covered in dents, so she took her to a repair shop the next day. The shopkeeper saw that she was blonde so he decided to have fun.
He told her to just go home and blow into the tailpipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.
So the blonde went home, sat down on her hands and knees, and began to blow in the exhaust pipe of her car. Nothing happened. She blew a little harder and still, nothing happened.
Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, “What are you doing?”
The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get the dents to pop out.
Her roommate rolled her eyes and said, …” HELLLLOOOO!!! You need to roll up the windows.”