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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead run away from the cops. They run to an old barn and hide in sacks of potatoes
The policeman chasing her enters the barn and looks for her. He kicks the first bag with the redhead and the redhead says “Arf arf!” The cop thinks it’s a dog, so walks to the next one.
He kicks the second bag, with the brunette, and she says “Meow, meow.” The cop thinks it’s a cat and moves on.
He kicks the third bag, with the blonde, and the blonde yells “Potato, potato!”
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A blonde driving a car and running into a truck
A blonde driving a car and running into a truck
One day while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the sidewalk. He told her to stand in the middle and not to leave the circle. Furious, he went to his car and hit the tires.
The blonde laughed. It made the man angrier and he smashed his windshield. This time the blonde laughs even louder. Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what’s so funny.
The blonde giggled and replied, “When you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!