A Blonde reached college late.

1

A Blonde reached college late.

Blonde: Good morning sir.

Anant: Why are you so late?

Blonde: Sir, a boy was following me in the way”

Anant: But why are you late.

Girl: Sir, that boy was walking very slow.

lol…

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2

A blonde girl runs into the pub hysterically shouting “help there’s a black man chasing me”

A bunch of lads gets together looking when the girl again shouts “quick he’s there creeping on the floor” After looking dismayed one calmly informs her

“that’s your shadow love”