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There was a blonde who wanted a promotion at work, but her employer denied her the opportunity because she was blonde.
She decided to dye her hair light brown because she thought it would do the trick, she would try it at work, but first, she would try it in public.
One day she was in the countryside and was stopped by a farm. When she asked, a farmer was tending to some sheep, “if I can count how many sheep are in your field, could I have one.”
“That is a deal, young lady,” he replied. So she counted them up and finally counted them all.
“126”
“Well young lady, a deal is a deal, take your pick”
She was walking back to the car when the farmer called. “Young lady, if I guess what color your hair really is, can I have my dog back??”
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80,000 Blondes Meet in a Football Stadium
The leader says, “We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?”
A blonde pushes her way through the crowd and takes the stage.
The leader asks her, “What is 15 plus 15?”
After 15 to 20 seconds she says, “Eighteen!”
Obviously, everyone is a bit disappointed. Then 80,000 blondes start to clap: “Give her another chance! Give her another chance!”
The leader says, “Now that we have made the effort to bring together 80,000 of you in one place, and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media here, uh, I guess we can give her another chance.”
So he asks, “What is 5 plus 5?”
After almost 30 seconds, she finally said, “Ninety?”
The leader is quite perplexed, looks down, and just lets out a dejected sigh. Everyone is discouraged – the blonde starts crying and the 80,000 girls start screaming, waving their hands and shouting, “Give her another chance! Give her another chance! ”
The leader, unsure of whether or not he is doing more harm than good, eventually says, “OK! OK! Just one more chance – what is 2 plus 2?”
The girl closes her eyes and after a whole minute finally says, “Four?”
Throughout the stadium, pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 girls jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet, and scream…
“Give her another chance! Give her another chance!”
LOL!!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!