Jasmine
Three women, two younger and one senior citizen were sitting in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound.
The first young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. “It was my pager,” she said. “I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.”
A phone rang a few minutes later. The second young woman raised her palm to her ear. When she finished, she said, “It was my cell phone. I have a microchip in my hand. ”
The older woman felt very low-tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her. The older woman finally said, ‘Well, will you look at that…
I’m getting a fax!!!’
This joke has been circulating for years and still makes me laugh!
Hope this funny story will make you smile! Have a nice day!!