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You’re The Boss.

A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself.

“You don’t have to let your wife b*lly you,” he said. “Go home and show her you’re the boss.”

The husband decided to take the doctor’s advice. He went home, slammed the door, saw his wife and growled:

“From now on you’re taking orders from me. I want my supper right now, and after you get it on the table, go upstairs and lay out my clothes. Tonight I am going out with the boys. You are going to stay at home where you belong. And another thing, you know who is going to tie my tie for me?!?”

“I certainly do,” said his wife calmly. “The Undertaker.”

Is it funny?

My wife comes in with a brand new bag, looked expensive.

Me: “Honey I see you got a new Gucci bag, where’d you get it?”

Wife: “My boss and I bought a lottery ticket together and won! I bought the bag with my half of the winnings.”

*next day wife comes home with new, fancy sunglasses.

Me: “Wow those are elegant sunglasses you have on today. Where did you get them?”

Wife: “My boss and I spent some of our leftover winnings on another ticket and won again! Used my half of the winnings to treat myself again.”

*the 3rd day wife drives home in new Ferrari

Me: “Let me guess…you and your boss won the lottery again?”

Wife: “Yes!! Isn’t our luck just so unbelievable right now?? All of this winning has wiped me out mentally. Could you do me a huge favor and fill the bath for me so I can relax?”

Girl boy joke: Marry me?

Me: “Anything for you, dear.”

*Wife comes up to see the bathtub filled with only an inch or two of water.

Wife: “Honey how is this gonna work… You need to fill it with way more water than this.”

Me: “We don’t want to get your lottery ticket wet now do we?”


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