There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define “Great” he said,
“I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!”
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
Lolll
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mother father joke
Mum: “How would you describe me?”
Dad: “ABCDEFGHIJK”
Mum: “What does that mean?”
Dad: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, funny, graceful, helpful, intelligent.”
Mum: “What about JK?”
Dad: “Just Kidding.”