A young bride and groom-to-be had just selected the wedding ring.

A young bride and groom-to-be had just selected the wedding ring.

When the girl admired the simple platinum and diamond ribbon, she suddenly looked worried.

“Tell me,” she asked the elderly salesman “is there anything special I’ll have to do to take care of this ring?”

With a fatherly smile, the salesman said,

“One of the best ways to protect a wedding ring is to dip it in dishwater three times a day.

“

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A Blonde reached college late.

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A Blonde reached college late.

Blonde: Good morning sir.

Anant: Why are you so late?

Blonde: Sir, a boy was following me in the way”

Anant: But why are you late.

Girl: Sir, that boy was walking very slow.

lol..fu