Jasmine
Laura’s dishwasher stopped working, so she called a repairman.
Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, “I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll mail you a check.
“Oh, by the way, don’t worry about my bulldog, Bob. He won’t bother you. But whatever you do, NEVER talk to my parrot under ANY circumstances! I repeat, don’t talk to my parrot!”
When the repairman arrived at Laura’s apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him crazy all the time with his incessant yelling, cursing, and name-calling. Finally, the repairman couldn’t contain himself any longer and yelled, “Shut up you stupid, ugly bird!”
To which the parrot replied, “Get him, Bob!”
Woman Finds Funny Note Attached to Dog’s Collar
An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my garden; I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of.
He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head; then he followed me into my house, walked slowly down the hall, curled up in the corner, and fell asleep.
An hour later, he went to the door and I let him out.
The next day he came back, greeted me in my garden, entered and resumed his place in the hallway, and slept again for about an hour. It took several weeks.
Curious I pinned a note to his collar:
”I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful sweet dog is and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.”
The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to his collar:
”He lives in a home with 6 children, 2 under the age of 3, he’s trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?”
This is really awesome. We can all relate to this sweet dog.
Hope this funny story will make you smile! Have a nice day!!