A husband and wife in their sixties were coming up on their 40th wedding anniversary. Knowing his wife loved antiques, he bought a beautiful old brass oil lamp for her.
When she unwrapped it, a genie appeared. He thanked them and gave each of them one wish.
The wife wished for all expenses paid, first-class, around the world cruise with her husband.
Shazam! Instantly she was presented with tickets for the entire journey, plus expensive side trips, dinners, shopping, etc.
The husband, however, wished he had a female companion who was 30 years younger. The genie smiled and…
Shazam! Instantly he turned 93 years old.
Blonde Selling Old Car
Judi tried to sell her old car.
She was having a hard time selling it because the car had 250,000 miles on the odometer.
One day, she told a friend she worked with at a salon about her problem.
Her friend told her, “There is a way to make the car easier to sell, but…”
“That doesn’t matter,” replied Judi, “I really need to sell the car.”
“Alright,” said Judi’s friend.
“Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop.
Tell him I sent you and he’ll turn the odometer in your car back to 50,000 miles.
So selling your car shouldn’t be a problem anymore. ”
The following weekend, Judi made the trip to the mechanic.
Two weeks later the friend asked Judi: “Did you sell your car?”
“No,” replied Judi, “Why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it!”
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!