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Joe passed away. His will provided $30,000 for an elaborate funeral.
When the last guests left the funeral, his wife, Helen turned to her oldest friend. “Well, I’m sure Joe would be happy,” she said.
“I’m sure you’re right,” Jody replied, lowering her voice and leaned in close.
“How much did this really cost?”
“Everything,” said Helen. “Thirty thousand.”
“No!” Jody exclaimed. “I mean it was very nice, but $30,000?”
Helen replied. “The funeral cost $6,500. I donated $500 to the church. The wake, food, and drinks were another $500. The rest went for the memorial stone.”
Jody did the math quickly. “$22,500 for a memorial stone? My God, how big is it?!”
“Two and a half carats.”
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An Old Lady Went To A Bank To Withdraw Money
An old lady went to a bank to withdraw money.
The old lady gave her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I want to withdraw $500.”
The bank teller told her, “For withdrawals less than $5,000, please use the ATM.”
The elderly lady then asked, “Why?”
The teller irritably told her, “These are rules. Please leave if there is no other matter. There is a queue behind you.” She then returned the card to the old lady. The elderly lady remained silent.
But she returned the card to the bank teller and said, “Please help me withdraw all my money.”
The teller was amazed when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned down, and said to the old lady, “I’m sorry, Granny, you have $3.5 million in your account and our bank doesn’t have much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come back tomorrow?”
The elderly lady then asked, “How much am I able to withdraw now?” The teller told her, “Any amount up to $300,000.”
The old lady then told the teller that she wanted to withdraw $300,000 from her account.
The teller did so quickly and handed it to the old lady respectfully. The elderly lady put $500 in her bag and asked the teller to return the remaining $299,500 to her account.
Don’t mess with Senior Citizens!!!
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