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What My Blonde Friend Did

She called me to get my phone number.

She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said: “concentrate.”

She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

She told me to meet her at the corner of “WALK” and “DON’T WALK.”

She sat on the TV and watched the couch.

She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

If you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you’d get change back.

She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Is it true?

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The Blondes Who Locked Their Car

Two blonds lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the other one watches.

Finally, the first blond says “D..ar..n, I can’t get in the car!”

The other blond replies, “keep trying! It looks like it is going to rain and the top is down!”

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