Me using the Siri app on my iPhone

Me using the Siri app on my iPhone:

Me: “Siri, call my wife.”

Siri: “Samantha McLaughlin is not in your contacts.”

Me: “Samantha Gibbs is my wife.”

Siri: “I’ve added Samantha Gibbs as your wife.”

Me: “Call my wife.”

Siri: “Which wife?”

Do you feel related?


Little Johnny learns to count number

The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers.

“Yes,” he says. “My daddy taught me.”

“Can you tell me what comes after three?”

“Four,” answers little Johnny.

“What comes after six?”

“Seven,” answers little Johnny.

“Very good,” says the teacher. “Your father did a very fine job.

What comes after ten?”


“A jack,” answers little Johnny.

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