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Two secretaries were talking about their work.
“I hate filing,” said one. “No matter how careful I am, I can never find the papers I’m looking for. I forget where I have filed them.”
“I used to have that problem too, but no more,” her blonde friend said.
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“Now I make 26 copies of everything I type and file one under each letter of the alphabet. That way, I can’t miss it!”
An Irishman and his son went to the zoo.
An Irishman and his son went to the zoo at weekend.
A sign says, “Feed the elephant a bun to get your age.”
The little boy was so curious, so he gives the elephant a bun and it stomps its foot 6 times.
“Wow,” says the boy, “That’s right I am 6. You have a go Dad!”
So the Irish chap gives the elephant a bun.
A moment later the elephant farts and stomps twice.
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“Bajaysus, that’s right!” Said the father. “I am farty two!”
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