Two roaches having a discussion

Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages in a discussion about a new restaurant.

“I was in that new restaurant across the street,” said one. “It’s so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere–it’s so sanitary that the whole place shines.”



“Please,” said the other roach frowning. “Not while I’m eating!”

A brunette and a blonde notice a dead bird.

A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.

Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird. “Awww, look at the dead birdie,” she says sadly.



The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, “Where? Where?”

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