Jasmine
Two old Jews men, Abe, and Sid are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day.
Abe asks Sid,
“Do you know if any people of our ancestry were born and raised in Mexico?”
Sid replies, “I don’t know, let’s ask our waiter.”
When the waiter arrives, Sid asks,
“Are there any Mexican Jews?”
The waiter says,
“I don’t know senor, I’ll ask the cooks.
After a few minutes, he returns from the kitchen and says,
“No senor, the cook say no Mexican Jews.”
Sid is not satisfied and asks,
“Are you absolutely sure?”
The waiter, who realizes that he is dealing with “Gringos” replies,
“I will check one more time, senor,” and go back into the kitchen.
While the waiter is away, Abe says,
“I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere.”
The waiter returns and says,
“Senor, Chief Manuel, says there is no Mexican Jews.”
“Are you sure?” Sid asks again.
“I just can’t believe there are no Mexican Jews!”
“Senor, I will ask EVERYONE,” the waiter answers angrily.
“All we have is Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews, and Apple Jews, but no Mexican Jews.”
LOL!
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