Jasmine
Two men were seating next to each other at Murphy’s Pub in London.
After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, I can’t help but think when listening to you that you are from Ireland.
The other guy answers proudly: Yes, it’s me!
The first one says, Me too! And where about from Ireland might you be?
The other guy replies: I’m from Dublin, I am.
The first one responds, So am I!
Mother Mary and Begorrah. And what street did you live in Dublin?
The other guy says, A lovely little area it was. I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town.
The first one says, Faith and it’s a small world. So did I! So did I! And to what school would you have been going?
The other guy answers, Well, I went to St. Marys, of course.
The first one is very excited and says, And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?
The other guy replies: Well, let’s see. I graduated in 1964.
The first one shouts The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same place tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Marys in 1964 my own self.
About this time, Vicky walks up to the bar, sits down, and orders a drink.
Brian, the bartender, shakes his head and walks over to Vicky, and mutters. It’s gonna be a long night tonight.
Vicky asks, Why are you saying that, Brian?
The Murphy twins are drunk again.
LOL!!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!