Bean
Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke He asks the other guy if he has a lighter
He replies “Yes i do “ and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter
Surprised the guy asks: “Where did you get this?”
The guy replies that he had a personal genie”
The first man asks “Can i make a wish? “
Sure says the other man “Just make sure you speak clearly as he is a bit hard of hearing”
“Ok I will” says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants The man says “
I want a Million Bucks “The Genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks are flying overhead. And the guy says to the other”
Your genie really sucks at hearing doesn’t He?”
The other man replies “I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC”
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A student comes to a young professor’s office hours.
A student comes to a young professor’s office hours.
She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly.
“I would do anything to pass this exam.”
She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes.
“I mean…” she whispers, ”
I would do…anything.”
He returns her gaze.
“Anything?”
Anything.”
His voice softens.
“Anything??”
“Absolutely anything.”
His voice turns to a whisper.
“Would you…study?”
