Two lawyers arrived at the pub and ordered a couple of drinks.
They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and begin to eat.
Seeing this, the angry bartender approaches them and says, ‘Excuse me, but you cannot eat your own sandwiches here!
The two look at each other, shrug, and exchange sandwiches
A bum asked a man to give him $2 for dinner
A man was walking in the city when he was accosted by a particular bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars, and asked, “If I gave you this money, will you take it and buy whiskey?”
“No, I stopped drinking years ago,” the bum said.
“Will you use it to gamble?”
“I don’t gamble. I need everything I can get just to stay alive.”
“Will you spend the money on golf?”
“I haven’t played golf in 20 years!”
The man said, “Instead of giving you $2, I’m going to take you to my home for a dinner cooked by my wife.”
The bum was surprised. “Won’t your wife be angry with you for bringing me to your home? I know I’m dirty, and I probably smell pretty bad.”
The man replied, “That’s okay. I just want her to see what a man who’s given up drinking, gambling, and golf looks like.”
LoLLLL, did you laugh? did you read this joke before?