Jasmine
So two Irishmen go to Australia.
Before they leave the home, one of their fathers gives them both a bit of advice: “You watch them, Aussie cab drivers. They’ll rob you blind. Don’t pay them what they ask. You haggle.”
At Sydney Airport, the Irishmen catch a cab to their hotel.
When they get to their destination, the taxi driver says, “That’s twenty dollars, guys.” “Oh no, you don’t! My dad warned me about you.
You’ll only be getting fifteen dollars from me,” says one of the men.
“And you’ll only be getting fifteen from me too,” adds the other.
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Two Irish Men at Murphy’s Pub
Two Irish men were seated next to each other at Murphy’s Pub in London.
After a while, one guy looks at the other and says: “I can’t help but think when listening to you that you are from Ireland.”
The other guy answers proudly: Yes, that I am!’
The first one says: “Me too! And where about from Ireland might you be?”
The other guy replies: “I’m from Dublin, I am.”
The first one responds: “So am I!” Mother Mary and Begorrah. And what street did you live in Dublin?
The other guy says: “A lovely little area it was. I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town.”
The first one says: “Faith and it’s a small world. So did I! So did I! And to what school would you have been going?”
The other guy answers: “Well, I went to St. Marys, of course.”
The first one is very excited and says: “And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?”
The other guy replies: “Well, let’s see. I graduated in 1964.”
The first one shouts: “The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same place tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Marys in 1964 my own self.”
About this time, Vicky walks up to the bar, sits down, and orders a drink.
Brian, the bartender, shakes his head and walks over to Vicky, and mutters. It’s gonna be a long night tonight.
Vicky asks, Why are you saying that, Brian?
The Murphy twins are drunk again.
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