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Two guys are riding on a train through Texas.
As the train passes by a ranch the first guy turns to the second and tells him there are 1,356 cows on the ranch.
The second guy says, “That’s amazing! I happen to own that ranch and I know for a fact that I have 1,356 head of cattle. How did you ever figure out the number of cows from a speeding train?”
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“Oh it’s simple” the first guy replies. “I counted the legs and divided by four.”
LoLLL, can you guess the first guy’s hair color?
A chemistry teacher put a $20 bill in a bottle of ethanol
For an experiment, a chemistry teacher takes out a $20 bill and put it in a bottle of ethanol. He then asks his students if it will dissolve.
A student raises his hand to answer.
Student: No it won’t dissolve sir.
Teacher: Really good! Now can you explain to the rest of the class why?
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Student: You’re so cheap, there’s no way you would’ve sacrificed that $20.
LoLLLLL, did you laugh? we hope you like this joke! have a nice day!