Two guys are in a bar.
“Hey, I’ve got an idea — let’s play ‘Twenty Questions!'”
How do you play?”
“You ask me questions and try to guess what I’m thinking of.”
But you have to write down what you’re thinking of so I know you’re not cheating.”
The man agrees and writes down ‘moosecock’ on a small piece of paper.
“Okay, I got a question. Does it taste good?”
“Uhh…I guess so.”
“Is it moosecock?”
The Boy and The Barber
A young boy walks into a barbershop and the barber whispers to his customer, “He’s the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, calls the boy over, and asks him, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.
“Hey, son! Can I ask you something? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill? ”
The boy replied:
“Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!