Two guys are out hiking seeing a bear running towards them

Two guys are out hiking. All of a sudden, at a distance, they see a hungry-looking bear running toward them.

They look around but there’s nothing to climb. The first guy gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on.

“What are you doing?” asks the second guy in panic.

“I figure I’ll make a run for it.”

“Are you crazy? You can’t outrun a bear!”



“I don’t have to outrun the bear.” Says the first hiker, “I just need to outrun YOU.”

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An Irishman and his son went to the zoo.

An Irishman and his son went to the zoo at weekend.

A sign says, “Feed the elephant a bun to get your age.”

The little boy was so curious, so he gives the elephant a bun and it stomps its foot 6 times.

“Wow,” says the boy, “That’s right I am 6. You have a go Dad!”

So the Irish chap gives the elephant a bun.

A moment later the elephant farts and stomps twice.



“Bajaysus, that’s right!” Said the father. “I am farty two!”

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