Bean
2 girls meet:
“Me & my husband are no longer together…”
“Why?”
“Well, could you live with a person who smokes weed, drinks, has no job and always cusses?”
“No, of course I couldn’t!”
“Well he couldn’t either!”
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A blonde was very cold, so she sat next to the candle.
Blonde story 1
A blonde was very cold, so she sat next to the candle.
She was still cold, but she was so cold that she couldn’t move!
She screamed until her boyfriend came.
Then her boyfriend lit the candle.
lol…
Blonde story 2
Blonde: I’m really cold.
Me: Really?
Blonde: Yes, but I heard I should stand in a corner when I’m cold.
Me: And how does that work?
Blonde: A corner is 90 degrees.
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