A couple of elderly men were venting their frustrations about the woes of modern technology.
“I just can’t ever seem to remember my darn passwords,” grumbled one of them.
The other one smiled. “Oh really? I can never forget mine!”
“How do you manage it?” asked the first guy curiously.
“Well, I simply set all my passwords to ‘Incorrect’ so that whenever I’m told that my password is incorrect, I’ll remember it!”
A blonde once got lost near a river.
A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river.
She looks up and down the river for a way across but is unsuccessful in finding one.
Yet, when looking to the other side again, she happened to see another blonde on the opposite river bank. She tried calling her.
“How can I get to the other side of the river?” she shouts loudly.
The other blonde replied “What for? You are already on the other side of the river!”