Jasmine
Two blondes were shopping at the mall.
When they were done, they walked to their car, an awesome leather-interior convertible, but they realized they had locked the keys in the car.
So they both kinds of stood there and thought for a while.
Then one of the girls had the bright idea to try to open the car with a coat hanger, so she started fiddling with the lock.
The other blonde looked up at the sky, became very worried, and pleaded, “Hurry up, hurry up!” It’s going to rain and we left the top down!”
LOL!!
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A blonde goes into a Best Buy.
A blonde walks into Best Buy.
She asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn’t serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing and again the clerk said he doesn’t serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn’t serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, “How do you know I am a blonde?”
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says, “That’s not a TV – it’s a microwave.”
LOL!!
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