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Two blondes drive through the middle of Kansas, surrounded entirely by wheat fields.
One blonde says, “Look over there!”
They see another blonde in scuba gear acting like she’s swimming through the wheat.
The blonde driving says, “It’s girls like that who give us blondes a bad name.”
The other blonde says, “Yeah! And if I knew how to swim, I’d go out there and tell her off.”
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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette rob a bank
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette rob a bank. When the cops arrive they get in their car and drive as far as they can to escape the cops
They ended up running out of gas right next to a barn. The redhead says “Let’s hide in there!”
Just as the cops are approaching them. They all run into the barn and find hiding places.
The redhead hides behind the pigs so when the cops come by she says “oink, oink”. The cops run along where the brunette hides behind the cows.
When the cops come closer to the cows, she says “Moo” so the cops walk away.
The blonde hides behind the haystack so when the cops come by she says “HAY HAY HAY”
