Home Life Two blondes decide to go duck hunting.

Two blondes decide to go duck hunting.

Two blondes decide to go duck hunting.

Neither one of them has ever been duck hunting before and after several hours they still haven’t bagged any.

One hunter looks at the other and says, “I just don’t understand it, why aren’t we getting any ducks?”

Her friend says, “I keep telling you, I just don’t think we’re throwing the dog high enough.”

Two blondes are working at a warehouse.

One blonde, tired of working, says to the other: “Watch this, I’m going to act crazy so that the boss will send me home.”

She climbs up the racking and hangs from the rafters yelling “I’M A LIGHTBULB, I’M A LIGHTBULB, I’M A LIGHTBULB!!”

“What are you doing?! Get down from there and GO HOME!” shouts the boss.

The second blonde picks up her toolbag and heads towards the door. “Where in the HELL do you think you’re going??” the boss exclaims.

“Well, I can’t work in the dark!”

A man was mowing grass in his front yard

when his attractive neighbour came out of her house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it, slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.

A little later, she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, she went back in.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”

To which she replied, “My stupid computer keeps saying you’ve got mail!”

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