Jasmine
Three sons left home, went out on their own, and prospered.
They discussed the gifts they could give their elderly mother.
The first one said: “I have built a big house for our mother”.
The second said: “I sent her a Mercedes with a driver.”
The third one said, “You remember how our mother loves reading the Bible. Now she can’t see well. So I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the whole Bible. It took elders in the church 12 years to teach him. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot recites it.”
Soon after, their mother sent out her letters of thanks.
“William,” she said, “the house you built is so huge. I only live in one room, but I have to clean the whole house.”
“Arnold,” she said, “I’m too old to travel. I stay home most of the time, so I rarely use the Mercedes. And that driver is so rude! He’s a pain!”
“But David,” she said, “the chicken was delicious!”
LOL!!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!