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Three rough-looking bikers stomp into a truck stop

Three rough-looking bikers stomp into a truck stop where an old-timer is having breakfast.

One of the bikers extinguishes his cigarette in the old guy’s pancakes.

The second biker spits a wad of chewing tobacco into his coffee.

The third biker dumps the whole plate onto the floor.

Without a word of protest, the old guy pays his bill and leaves.

“Not much of a man, was he?” says one of the bikers.

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“Not much of a driver, either,” says the waitress. “He just backed his truck over three motorcycles.”

A group of young children was sitting in a circle with their teacher.

A group of young children was sitting in a circle with their teacher.

She was going around in turn asking them all questions.

“Davy, what noise does a cow make?”

“It goes moo.”

“Alice, what noise does a cat make?”

“It goes meow.”

“Jamie, what sound does a lamb make?”

“It goes baaa.”

“Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make?”

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“Errr.., it goes…click!”

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