Home Life Three old men are discussing their failing memories.

Three old men are discussing their failing memories.

Three old men are discussing their failing memories.

The first old man says, “Today I was at the top of the stairs, and I couldn’t remember if I had just gone up or was about to go down.”

The second old man says, “I was sitting at the edge of my bed and I couldn’t remember if I was about to sleep or just woke up.”

The third man scoffs and says, “My memory is as good as ever, knock on wood.” With this, he hits the table twice with his knuckle, looks up in surprise, and yells “Who’s there?”

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Story of a Redhead man, a Bald Man and a Blond man

There was a Redhead man, a Bald Man, and a Blond man working on the top of a cliff.

The Redhead said, “You know, every day it’s the same sandwich my wife makes me. I’m so sick of it. If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I’ll jump off this cliff.”

The Bald man said, “Right there with you my friend. If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I’ll jump off the cliff.” The Blond man said, “With you all the way chaps If I have ham tomorrow, I’ll jump off the cliff.”

The next day, the Redhead man had cheese, the bald man had ham, and the Blond man had jam. So they all jumped.

At the funerals, the wives of the Redhead man and the bald man said, “Why didn’t they just TELL us they didn’t like their sandwiches??”

The Blond’s wife said in tears, “I don’t understand it… He made his own sandwiches!”

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