Jasmine
Three guys pass away together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, “We have only one rule here in heaven: Don’t step on the ducks!”
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.
It’s almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they do their best to avoid them, the first one accidentally steps on a duck.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest woman he has ever seen.
St. Peter chains them together and says, “Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to the ugly woman!”
The next day, the second guy accidentally steps on a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn’t miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly woman.
He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first guy.
The third guy has observed all this and not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly woman is very, VERY careful where he walks.
He manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to him with the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen on a very tall, and beautiful blonde.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The guy remarks, “I wonder what I did to deserve to be chained to you for all eternity?”
She says, “I don’t know about you, but I stepped on a duck!
LOL!!
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