An old man was eating at a truck stop when three bikers walked in.
The first one approached the old man, pushed his c-i.garette into the old man’s cake, then sat down at the counter.
The second walked over to the old man, spat into the old man’s milk, and then sat at the counter.
The third walked up to the old man, turned over the old man’s plate, and then sat down at the counter.
Onlookers were shocked at the men’s behavior, but the old man did not seem to be fazed.
Without a word of protest, he quietly left the diner.
Shortly after, one of the bikers said to the waitress, “Humph, not much of a man, was he?”
The waitress replied, “Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his truck over three motorcycles.”
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An Old Man Walked Into A Jewellery Store.
A balding, white-haired man walked into a jewelry store last Friday night with a beautiful much younger gal at his side.
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
The man said, “No, I’d like to see something more special.’
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. “Here’s a stunning ring for just $40,000,” the jeweler said.
The lady’s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, ‘We’ll take it.’
The jeweler asked how the payment would be made and the man replied, ‘By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I’ll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds; I’ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.’
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said, ‘ Sir…There’s no money in that account.”
” I know,’ said the old man… ‘ But let me tell you about my weekend.’
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