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Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single.
One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be a good wife?”
Thomas replied, “Actually I found a lot of women I wanted to marry but when i bring them home to meet my parents my mom doesn’t like them.”
His friend thinks for a moment and says, “I have the perfect solution, just find a girl who is like your mother.”
A few months later they meet again and his friend says, “Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?”
With a frown on his face, Thomas answers, “Yeah, I found the perfect girl. She was like my mother. You were right, my mother loved her very much. “”
The friend said, “Then what’s the problem?”
Thomas replied, “My father doesn’t like her.”
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A blonde and a redhead have a ranch
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch.
They have just lost their bull.
The women have to buy another one but only have $500.
The redhead said to the blonde, “I’ll go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.”
She goes to the market and finds one for $499.
With only a dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds that it costs a dollar per word.
She doesn’t know how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and the trailer.
Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.”
The operator asks skeptically, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?”
The redhead replies, “She is blonde and so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.'”