Jasmine
Thomas is 32 years old and still single.
One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be a good wife?”
Thomas replied, “I actually found a lot of women that I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mom doesn’t like them.”
His friend thinks for a moment and says, “I have the perfect solution, just find a girl who’s just like your mother.”
They meet again a few months later and his friend says, “Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?”
With a frown on his face, Thomas replies, “Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother loved her very much. ”
The friend said, “So what’s the problem?”
Thomas replied, “My father doesn’t like her.”
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A Man Asked God How To Make A Woman Truly Happy.
A man walking along a beach in California was deep in prayer. Suddenly, he said out loud: “God grant me one wish.”
The sunny California sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice God said: “Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish”.
The man said: “Build a bridge to Hawaii, 3000 miles long, so I can drive there any time I want”.
God replied: “Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports and the material required to reach the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. The concrete and steel it would take over thousands of miles. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish. A wish you think would honor and glorify me.
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said: “God, I wish I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say NOTHING, and how I can make a woman truly happy”.
God replied: “You want two or four lanes on that bridge”?
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