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The Wife’s Math
A woman comes home and find a letter from her husband on the dinner table. She opens it and reads:
“My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, as a 54-year-old, can no longer satisfy. I’m very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. However, after reading this letter, I hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18-year-old
When the man came home late that night, he found a reply to his letter on the dining room table:
“My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. I would like to inform you that, while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also an assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile and, like your secretary, he is 18.
You, being a successful businessman with excellent knowledge of maths, will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference – 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18…
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Jealous Husband
Husband Questions:
Jealous husband: my wife where are you?
Wife: at home love
Husband: are you sure?
Wife: yes
Husband: turn on the blender.
Wife: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee
Husband: ok my love goodbye
Once Again
Another day, Jealous husband: my wife where are you?
Wife: at home love
Husband: are you sure?
Wife: yes
Husband: turn on the blender
Wife: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee
Husband: ok my love goodbye.
The next day, the husband decides to go home without notice, finds his son alone and asks him “Son, where is your mother?”
Son: I do not know, she went out with the blender ….. GOSH…..
She is a smart wife, isn’t she?