The Truck Stop
After driving for about six hours, a trucker decides to pull over and sleep for a little while. As soon as he falls asleep, he is awoken by some knocks on the door of the cab.
“Can you tell me the time, please?” asks a jogger.
“Yeah, it’s 4:30,” answers the trucker.
He falls asleep again, but he is awoken again by another jogger who wants to know the time.
“It’s 4:40!” yells the trucker.
Deciding to really try to sleep a little, he writes on a piece of paper: I DON’T KNOW THE TIME. He sticks the paper in his windshield. But he has awoken again. ‘It’s 5:25!” another jogger yells at him.
Three Bikers and a Trucker
An old man was eating in a truck stop when three bikers entered.
The first one approached the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man’s cake, then sat down at the counter.
The second walked over to the old man, spat into the old man’s milk, then sat down at the counter.
The third walked up to the old man, turned over the old man’s plate, and then sat down at the counter.
Onlookers were deeply shocked at the men’s behavior, but the old man did not seem to be fazed in the slightest.
Without a word of protest, he quietly left the diner.
Shortly after, one of the bikers said to the waitress, “Humph, not much of a man, was he?”
The waitress replied, “Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his truck over three motorcycles.”
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!