The teacher walks up to the blackboard and writes DEFINITELY.
Turning to the class, she says, “Today we’ll be looking at the word ‘definitely’. Definitely is when something is assured and there is no chance of doubt. Now, I want some volunteers to use definitely in a statement.”
Little Suzy raises her hand and says, “I’m definitely going to the park after school today.”
“No, I think there’s a good chance you’ll go to the park but it might rain so it’s not definitely.” The teacher says.
Little Billy raises his hand and says, “My team is definitely going to win the game this Saturday.”
“No, I know you really want your team to win the game this Saturday, but just wanting is not enough to make it definitely.” The teacher shakes her head.
Little Johnny raises his hand and says, “Miss, is there such a thing as a lumpy fart?”
“Then I definitely just shat myself.”
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!!