Mrs. Haley Jones was going to the market in New York where she happened to meet Father Patrick…..
Father: “Hey, you are Haley right? I got you married in New Jersey when I was posted there”.
“Yes, Father,” says Haley .
“How are your husband and the little ones?”
“Husband is fine but so far, no children”.
Father Patrick: “Don’t worry, child. I’m going to Rome next week. I will light a candle for you there.”
“Thank you, Father Patrick.”
After some years, Father Patrick happens to meet Haley again.
“Hello Haley, how’s everything? Did you have any kids?”
“Yes, Father. I have three sets of twins and two singles. Total 8 kids”.
“Wow! Where is your husband?” “Oh, he’s gone to Rome all of a sudden… Said something about blowing off some candles.”
A blonde by any other name.
A blonde walked into an electronics store and said to the salesmen: “I want that TV.” The salesperson shook his head and said, “No, we don’t sell to blondes.”
So the blonde left and came back with her hair dyed brown and said: “I’ll take that TV.” Again the salesman said: “No, we don’t sell to blondes.”
So she left again and came back with a hat, a fake nose and with her hair dyed black and said: “I want that TV.” But the salesman still said: “sorry, we don’t sell to blondes.”
Finally the blonde got fed up and said, “That’s it! How do you keep guessing I’m a blonde?!” she asked.
“Because that’s a microwave.