The Priest and the Candle

Mrs. Haley Jones was going to the market in New York where she happened to meet Father Patrick…..

Father: “Hey, you are Haley right? I got you married in New Jersey when I was posted there”.

“Yes, Father,” says Haley .

“How are your husband and the little ones?”

“Husband is fine but so far, no children”.

Father Patrick: “Don’t worry, child. I’m going to Rome next week. I will light a candle for you there.”

“Thank you, Father Patrick.”

After some years, Father Patrick happens to meet Haley again.

“Hello Haley, how’s everything? Did you have any kids?”

“Yes, Father. I have three sets of twins and two singles. Total 8 kids”.
“Wow! Where is your husband?” “Oh, he’s gone to Rome all of a sudden… Said something about blowing off some candles.”


A blonde by any other name.

A blonde walked into an electronics store and said to the salesmen: “I want that TV.” The salesperson shook his head and said, “No, we don’t sell to blondes.”

So the blonde left and came back with her hair dyed brown and said: “I’ll take that TV.” Again the salesman said: “No, we don’t sell to blondes.”

So she left again and came back with a hat, a fake nose and with her hair dyed black and said: “I want that TV.” But the salesman still said: “sorry, we don’t sell to blondes.”

Finally the blonde got fed up and said, “That’s it! How do you keep guessing I’m a blonde?!” she asked.

“Because that’s a microwave.

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